Who we are

I’m a guy just trying to quit his job and run off on some damn fool adventures. I have an outdated website that tells all about me. The website address is: https://jamesschweda.com.

What personal data we collect and why we collect it

Comments

When visitors leave comments on the site we collect the data shown in the comments form, and also the visitor’s IP address and browser user agent string to help spam detection.

An anonymized string created from your email address (also called a hash) may be provided to the Gravatar service to see if you are using it. The Gravatar service privacy policy is available here: https://automattic.com/privacy/. After approval of your comment, your profile picture is visible to the public in the context of your comment.

Media

If you upload images to the website, you should avoid uploading images with embedded location data (EXIF GPS) included. Visitors to the website can download and extract any location data from images on the website.

Cookies

If you leave a comment on our site you may opt-in to saving your name, email address and website in cookies. These are for your convenience so that you do not have to fill in your details again when you leave another comment. These cookies will last for one year.

If you visit our login page, we will set a temporary cookie to determine if your browser accepts cookies. This cookie contains no personal data and is discarded when you close your browser.

When you log in, we will also set up several cookies to save your login information and your screen display choices. Login cookies last for two days, and screen options cookies last for a year. If you select “Remember Me”, your login will persist for two weeks. If you log out of your account, the login cookies will be removed.

If you edit or publish an article, an additional cookie will be saved in your browser. This cookie includes no personal data and simply indicates the post ID of the article you just edited. It expires after 1 day.

Embedded content from other websites

Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.

These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website.

Analytics

Who we share your data with

No one.

How long we retain your data

If you leave a comment, the comment and its metadata are retained indefinitely. This is so we can recognize and approve any follow-up comments automatically instead of holding them in a moderation queue.

For users that register on our website (if any), we also store the personal information they provide in their user profile. All users can see, edit, or delete their personal information at any time (except they cannot change their username). Website administrators can also see and edit that information.

What rights you have over your data

If you have an account on this site, or have left comments, you can request to receive an exported file of the personal data we hold about you, including any data you have provided to us. You can also request that we erase any personal data we hold about you. This does not include any data we are obliged to keep for administrative, legal, or security purposes.

Where we send your data

Visitor comments may be checked through an automated spam detection service.

Contact information

Email: [email protected]

Everything else: https://jamesschweda.com

Facebook Login Users

Note that Facebook is not operated or affiliated with Source Passive. Therefore, it is strongly advised that Facebook Login users review the Privacy Policy of that website. I have no control over and assume no responsibility for the content, privacy policies, or practices of any third-party sites or services, this includes and is not limited to Facebook.

Terms and Conditions (“Terms”)

Last updated: November 30, 2019

Please read these Terms and Conditions (“Terms”, “Terms and Conditions”) carefully before using the https://sleepingstagehands.com website (the “Service”) operated by Sleeping Stagehands (“us”, “we”, or “our”).

Your access to and use of the Service is conditioned on your acceptance of and compliance with these Terms. These Terms apply to all visitors, users and others who access or use the Service.

By accessing or using the Service you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you disagree with any part of the terms then you may not access the Service. 

Accounts

When you create an account with us, you must provide us information that is accurate, complete, and current at all times. Failure to do so constitutes a breach of the Terms, which may result in immediate termination of your account on our Service.

You are responsible for safeguarding the password that you use to access the Service and for any activities or actions under your password, whether your password is with our Service or a third-party service.

You agree not to disclose your password to any third party. You must notify us immediately upon becoming aware of any breach of security or unauthorized use of your account.

Links To Other Web Sites

Our Service may contain links to third-party web sites or services that are not owned or controlled by Sleeping Stagehands.

Sleeping Stagehands has no control over, and assumes no responsibility for, the content, privacy policies, or practices of any third party web sites or services. You further acknowledge and agree that Sleeping Stagehands shall not be responsible or liable, directly or indirectly, for any damage or loss caused or alleged to be caused by or in connection with use of or reliance on any such content, goods or services available on or through any such web sites or services.

We strongly advise you to read the terms and conditions and privacy policies of any third-party web sites or services that you visit.

Termination

We may terminate or suspend access to our Service immediately, without prior notice or liability, for any reason whatsoever, including without limitation if you breach the Terms.

All provisions of the Terms which by their nature should survive termination shall survive termination, including, without limitation, ownership provisions, warranty disclaimers, indemnity and limitations of liability.

We may terminate or suspend your account immediately, without prior notice or liability, for any reason whatsoever, including without limitation if you breach the Terms.

Upon termination, your right to use the Service will immediately cease. If you wish to terminate your account, you may simply discontinue using the Service.

All provisions of the Terms which by their nature should survive termination shall survive termination, including, without limitation, ownership provisions, warranty disclaimers, indemnity and limitations of liability.

Governing Law

These Terms shall be governed and construed in accordance with the laws of Washington, United States, without regard to its conflict of law provisions.

Our failure to enforce any right or provision of these Terms will not be considered a waiver of those rights. If any provision of these Terms is held to be invalid or unenforceable by a court, the remaining provisions of these Terms will remain in effect. These Terms constitute the entire agreement between us regarding our Service, and supersede and replace any prior agreements we might have between us regarding the Service.

Changes

We reserve the right, at our sole discretion, to modify or replace these Terms at any time. If a revision is material we will try to provide at least 15 days notice prior to any new terms taking effect. What constitutes a material change will be determined at our sole discretion.

By continuing to access or use our Service after those revisions become effective, you agree to be bound by the revised terms. If you do not agree to the new terms, please stop using the Service.

Terms of Contract

The Terms and Conditions of Sale above apply to all goods and services supplied by Sleeping Stagehands.

Sleeping Stagehands reserves the right to cancel the contract of sale if the payment for orders is not received in full.

Description and Price of Goods

Sleeping Stagehands has taken care to describe and take images as accurately as possible in accordance to the manufacturer’s
specification. Despite this, variations among items may occur. If there is anything you don’t understand about the information provided on the website please email us at [email protected]

All prices shown on the website are in United States Dollars, excluding tax. The tax amount is charged upon checkout at the standard rate.

Every effort is made to ensure the prices shown on the website are accurate at the time of placing an order. If an item has been under priced in error, we will contact you and offer the following three options:

1. Placement of a new order at the correct price of the goods;
2. Cancellation of the whole order;
3. Cancellation of your order for the mispriced goods and reconfirmation of your order for the correctly priced goods.
If you do not respond within 24 hours, your order will be cancelled. Any payment received from you will be credited back to your original method of payment.

If, within 2 working days of accepting your order, we discover that some of the items are unavailable, we will email you to request if you would like an alternative item or refund, if a refund is chosen it will be processed within 3 working days. If we do not receive a reply within 24 hours the order will be cancelled and refunded in full. The refund will be credited back to your original method of payment. Under no circumstances can back-orders for items be accepted.

Due to the large scale of operations involved in the continuity of stock supply, we cannot guarantee all items will be available to order constantly.

Sleeping Stagehands cannot be held accountable for any potential loss of earnings through customers continuing
to advertise out of stock and discontinued products.

The price of an item does not include shipping charges.

Placing an order

When you place an order with Sleeping Stagehands you are confirming you have read and agreed to the terms, conditions and delivery times laid out in writing in this document. In the event of goods shipped to an address other than yourself (the customer) we have no contract between the receiver of these goods (your customer) and ourselves. In this case we cannot mediate any aspect of the sale between yourself and the end receiver of the goods shipped.

Payments for your orders can be made via PayPal. It is expected that your orders are paid in full before we
dispatch them. If payment for your order fails, your order will be cancelled unless you contact us to
specify otherwise.

Items will be shipped within 14 working days unless a specific agreement has been set up. A shipment tracking number and notification will be sent to you once items are dispatched. Sleeping Stagehands cannot be held responsible for any delays in delivery caused by freight companies.

We cannot be held responsible for goods that do not arrive due to errors made by the customer when entering the address details. Please ensure that you check all your details before confirming your order. 

All products are subject to stock availability at the time of ordering. If you can’t find a particular item on our website, it has gone out of stock or the product has been discontinued. If you have further queries on the stock availability, feel free to email us. While every effort will be made to ensure that all items shown are in stock we offer no guarantee of
availability and will give our best to restock the items.

Address must be accessible to courier drivers. Please also note that deliveries made to business addresses or your place of work are considered received once they arrive at the address. It is the customer’s responsibility to ensure the item is safely received.

Returns Procedure

In the event of any items received being damaged or incorrect items received. Please contact us with photographic evidence. Upon our inspection, we will decide upon one of three options:
• The damage warrants a discount
• The damage warrants a refund
• A new item to be sent out.

Refunds are applicable for the items only and do not include the price paid for shipping.

Limitation of Liability

Sleeping Stagehands will not be liable to you for any loss or damage in circumstances where:
1. There is no breach of a legal duty owed to you by Sleeping Stagehands or by its employees or agents;
2. Such loss or damage is not a reasonably foreseeable result of any such breach;
3. Any increase in loss or damage resulting from breach by you of any item of this contract.

Contact Us

If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us.

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